Guys, after a 2 and a half month Hiatus I is back, I've millions of arts to show, And I just made it through everyones journals and arts.

700 journals and arts, I may not have commented on all of them But I made it through.

If you're still abouts and watching Gimme a holler and tell me of things you've been up to for the past 2-3 months.

Oh how I've missed all of you in such great masses of desire/meat.

-Beef

Some friends and I went to the first stop on the tour for dethklok last nite in Portland OR (the virtual band from the amazing show "Metalocalypse)

If they're touring near anyones town make sure to get tickets, It's truly epic,
or dare I say?...


Brutal.






RULES: Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. [Or that is awesome.]


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Beef needs to grade higher.

It's like google knows me

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: This is what aged beef looks like

I didn't look because time paradox is my only fear, that and men named phalup (not a good name parents)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Mr Beef says the time has arrived to hoof it

Run lads for the meatpocalypse has begun!

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Beef wants to start a charitable organization for folks who got a bad shake in life.

What a nice guy i am to those with foul dairy.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Beef does the jokey pokey

I wonder if I was supposed to use my real name... hmm

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Beef hates The Cure.

Only because he's currently undead!

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: beef asks for $15000 refund

The best part is I only payed $15 for it in the first place

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Beef goes in for the kill

I hide in your basement!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Beef likes them round

Actually I'm more of a septuplagon kinda guy

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: beef eats steroid and antibiotic loaded grains

It makes me big and strong

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A:Beef wears his eyes on his chin

two words "Awesome"

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A:beef was arrested and taken to the Police Station

I'm sorry auto-reproducing nameless maternal-bot.


I has to tag people?

Hmm I wonder who still watches me after my year of non submission (obviously the cool ones, because the beefstorm is soon to return)

Well you can't go wrong with the classics.

I demand word of Senor crazy5kuzcoid
Gotta have some uuklay action
and whoever else still is watching me do it and link me to your journal (I'd love to know who still listens compadres)

I usually don't do these thing but twixt nary a fortnight which whence won we were yes.

enjoy

RULES: Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. [Or that is awesome.]


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Beef needs to grade higher.

It's like google knows me

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: This is what aged beef looks like

I didn't look because time paradox is my only fear, that and men named phalup (not a good name parents)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Mr Beef says the time has arrived to hoof it

Run lads for the meatpocalypse has begun!

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Beef wants to start a charitable organization for folks who got a bad shake in life.

What a nice guy i am to those with foul dairy.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Beef does the jokey pokey

I wonder if I was supposed to use my real name... hmm

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Beef hates The Cure.

Only because he's currently undead!

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: beef asks for $15000 refund

The best part is I only payed $15 for it in the first place

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Beef goes in for the kill

I hide in your basement!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Beef likes them round

Actually I'm more of a septuplagon kinda guy

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: beef eats steroid and antibiotic loaded grains

It makes me big and strong

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A:Beef wears his eyes on his chin

two words "Awesome"

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A:beef was arrested and taken to the Police Station

I'm sorry auto-reproducing nameless maternal-bot.


I has to tag people?

Hmm I wonder who still watches me after my year of non submission (obviously the cool ones, because the beefstorm is soon to return)

Well you can't go wrong with the classics.

I demand word of Senor crazy5kuzcoid
Gotta have some uuklay action
and whoever else still is watching me do it and link me to your journal (I'd love to know who still listens compadres)

Big haul makes me happy
Big haul makes my day

I always remember to forget this kind of thing... If that makes any sense.

I am the proud parent of two Little consoles, they get in arguements about who uses more internet and who has better hardware and/or games. But both of them keep asking about introducing them to new friends.

In other words I has me both Wii and PS3 and thought I'd share the various codes and such with my devlike personagen yes.

For der es Wii: 3023-4475-0968-4054

and for the select Few der PS3 name: The el Beeflord

For those who friend on Wii, make sure to comment or note back with your code due to nintendloads strict interwebs polici.



May the madness begin.